How much do you want to bet that it's going to be women attending for the yoga, and dragging their men along with the promise of mtn biking?Ultimately, Singletrack Mindfulness is about micromanaging the relationship between the individual and the wild outdoors. Mountain biking invites us to flow through the natural landscape, but you are a sheep with ADD who needs to be coached through every single thing you do. Yoga enhances and refreshes our relationship to self, it also enhances our bottom line to offer something interesting for women. The two together provide balance and offer an ideal blend of excessive management and women trying to get their hoo haa as close to their face as possible.
"Honey, I want you to meet Jim, Terry, Baxter and Tyrone. You guys will have so much fun on your bikes today! See you for lunch!"How much do you want to bet that it's going to be women attending for the yoga, and dragging their men along with the promise of mtn biking?
7:30 Wake Up
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 7:00 Down Time
7:00 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
Way too much time between bong rips, imo...7:30 Wake Up
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 7:00 Down Time
7:00 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
and its too yoga intensive. i'm thinking a morning and late afternoon ride session, and yoga in between.Way too much time between bong rips, imo...
That is why I prefer edibles, less maintenance required to keep the buzz going.Way too much time between bong rips, imo...
Sign me up!7:30 Wake Up
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 – 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 – 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 – 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 – 7:00 Down Time
7:00 – 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
fify.Laugh all you want. My lady does bong rips and it does a body good.
sounds like a typical day at UVM, goddamn i miss college(uvm '04)7:30 Wake Up
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 7:00 Down Time
7:00 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
The one good thing about yoga is yoga chicks in yoga pants.Laugh all you want. My lady teaches yoga and it does a body good.
I'll suspend judgment until they offer reiki. If that happens all bets are off.
not necessarily a good thing. some chicks need a few months of yoga before they can be considered eye candy.The one good thing about yoga is yoga chicks in yoga pants.
It is still hard to look away. Spandex and folds can do some interesting things when pushed to the limit.not necessarily a good thing. some chicks need a few months of yoga before they can be considered eye candy.
like a living lava lamp?It is still hard to look away. Spandex and folds can do some interesting things when pushed to the limit.
Only in the sensory-deprivation tank.like a living lava lamp?
for them or me? because if i saw a fat chick in yoga tights, i'd want my sensories deprivedOnly in the sensory-deprivation tank.
Hmmmm.....ROLF they do some rides in East Burke, VT. I hope Treesaw doesn't see those rates and adjust our Monkeyfest fees accordingly.
Yoga's cool. Wrapping it, like anything else, up in tutti frutti marketing hype or taking it too seriously is where things go sour.Laugh all you want. My lady teaches yoga and it does a body good.
I'll suspend judgment until they offer reiki. If that happens all bets are off.